How do I get or know if I have FTP access? And what or where is FileZilla?
(I'd ask what FTP means, but I know I'm probably not going to understand the answer.)
Is there honestly not a faster and easier way? Has no one, seriously, come up with something that has a click paste kind of setup?
As much as I'd love to learn this stuff, I need this knowledge in DAYS. This blow came out of nowhere. So I'm not dealing with weeks or months to learn computer code. I'm dealing with days. When I graduated high school, there had just been new computers with the very latest thing- Microsoft Works. WORKS. AOL was on version 2.0, and made a hideous sound while connecting (didn't even have 56K yet).
Getting this right is important to me, but I don't expect to become a coder overnight. With every new step I take, I up the odds of totally screwing up everything beyond repair.
So, is it reasonable to assume that I'll be able to figure out FTP access and master FileZilla in the next 36 hours? Is there a step by step wiki-how sort of site I can refer to in order to manage to copy paste two items? Because once I have that done, I'm never going to touch this again (praying with my whole heart for that to be true). I just need exactly enough knowledge to copy paste the codes you gave me. I will not fiddle with it again. Yes, even if it's super cool and can let me drive the new DeathStar around. Even if fiddling with it would induct me in to Hogwarts, I still wouldn't. I want to get to the, "yay, it's DONE" place by Monday. And hopefully not have to tweek or adjust or alter my blog again for the next decade at least. This is a horrible nightmare that I've lost sleep over and currently curse out.
So please, can you help me? Can you help someone who knows less about this than a six year old? Or am I in so much trouble that I need to go post in the "job" forum and pay someone to copy paste two things? What would that cost, do you suppose? Someone who knows how to do this... how long would it take? An hour? Five minutes? What's the appropriate payment for five minutes of work? If I can't figure out this FTP whatever thing you are talking about, and then figure out child theme, and THEN figure out where to copy paste... I'm looking at buying this service, hoping not to get ripped off. So how difficult will this be to learn? How hard is this task which I'm about to undertake?